It’s the 4th of July! Today we celebrate the birth of the U.S.A. You’re probably looking forward to doing something fun today, like a picnic, or some fireworks, but slow your roll my friend. The 4th of July is serious business. You need to make sure you’re prepared before you go out there and make a catastrophic mistake. Fortunately, YouTube Renaissance man Timothy DeLeGhetto and the always hilarious Awkwafina have got your back. Check out this helpful rap tutorial about the Do’s and Don’ts of July 4th:
Did you pay attention? Good. Now go out there and have fun. But remember! One single mistake today could undo all of American history. Unless you want to go back to singing “God Save the Queen” every single day and presumably living on a moor somewhere in England I suggest you make good choices.