Jack Vale’s Viral Video Gets Bad Employees Fired (Hopefully!)

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What’s better than Jack Vale pretend-farting on you? If you said “Jack Vale actually farting on you,” you’ve got some emotional issues to sort out. The correct answer is: Jack Vale has got a great new viral video out! Possibly his most delightful one yet, Jack does a whole takedown of popular stores (lookin’ at you, Wal-Mart!) and their terrible employees.

Of course we asked Jack what the message was behind the video (new rule of YouTubedom — nothing can just be “random” anymore; everything MUST have a message) and Jack said:

Haha, man, I literally have had the worst customer service experiences! Can’t tell you how many times I have observed employees taking their sweet time with customers on hold, etc. Or, going all the way to a store that said they had something, only to discover it was out of stock! That’s why I did this video. I wanted to expose the shocking truth about customer service in the stores where we shop.

If you like this, of course, you’re going to want to get in on Jack’s NMR Live! show set for Aug. 30. I wouldn’t be surprised (READ: It’s totally going to happen … probably) if Jake Vale, son of Jack and a YouTube star in his own right, makes an appearance or two. Definitely go here if you’re even a little teensy bit interested. Yeah, you know you’re interested. Click it.