So it turns out a little Russian hatchback is the best way to steal a cow. Fantastically, this video comes to us on YouTube with zero context or explanations. One commenter suggests that these gentlemen are liberating the cow from a slaughterhouse, but that doesn’t seem quite right.
Sure there is some Cyrillic-looking font that could probably clear things up after being run through Google Translate, but what would be the fun of that? It’s better that we believe this cow ends up having some grand adventure and not that she ends up being lunch and dinner for a starving family of Russian thieves.
I’d like to believe her name is MOOnique.