You don’t need to be a LOTR/Hobbit fan to heed the wisdom of the White Wizard Gandalf — you just need to watch his video. In NMR’s freshest segment yet, we’ve taken Draw My Life’s one step further and animated (sort of) the hell out of the (sort of) news.
AppleWatch has invoked the wrath of Gandalf for two mighty reasons: 1. It SHOULD have been called the iWatch. We’re entering into a generation where not choosing punny and ironic names for consumer products will result in a swift and merciless bashing. Gandalf, natch, knows these things. Oh yeah, and part two flashy jewelry is sooooo last year in Middle Earth. If you wanna look like an Orc, by all means sport the AppleWatch — but you have to call it “your precious” if anyone asks to see it.