So if you want to get a truly magical topic trending on Twitter, I guess you mostly have to be a celebrity. Or have your mom retweet the hell out of your stuff. Comedian/social commentator Patton Oswalt gets the thanks for what is bound to be the day’s most enlightening and magical Twitter topic: Last Lines of Horrifying Limericks.
The topic, which has seen fellow celebs such as Michael McKean and Patrick Warburton (hell, even Paul Harvey — if you believe he was the third person to sign up to Twitter with his name … which I can kind of see) chime in usually revolves around something darkly disturbing pertaining to the rectum, a breakfast food or Megan Fox winning an Oscar.
Here are just a few of the good ones, but hundreds are being added every minute, so be sure to check out the disturbed majesty for yourself: