Cinefix Explains Entire ‘Halloween’ Franchise In 2 Minutes

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So I don’t know if I told you, but I’m pretty much a damn nut for horror movies. Thank god the crew at CineFix is as well because that granted the rest of us this fantastic “Halloween” recap.

Presenting the entire Michael Myers oeuvre in two minutes, the Cinefix team glosses over all the unnecessary stuff and tells it like it is — boobs, bloodshed and bad sequels. Too many times the “Halloween” people had a perfectly good ending to the series and yet they kept trotting out a new edition very couple of years because they know pathetic junkies like myself will line up to watch what we know will be an increasingly terrible return on investment.

God, I already can’t wait for the next one.

Share this article with your loved ones because, for some people, this is all the scary they can take.