Need a good conspiracy theory for a Monday morning? How about the one that says Satan is behind Monster Energy Drinks? This unidentified apparent religious zealot has gotten the attention of over two million YouTubers with her claim that the company uses symbolism in their designs to proselytize for the Dark Lord. But you know what? The more times I watch it, the more times I think that Monster knew exactly what they were doing and had a good laugh about it.
But that would likely be the work of smug business people more than Ol’ Clovenhoof. Christ, can you imagine having this lady as your mother? That would suuuuuuuuuck.