Chubby Dude Tries To Be Cagefighting Badass, Fails

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The first rule of cagefighting is don’t do it. However, if that sort of logic fails you, the second rule of cagefighting is to know your limitations. This lycra tuxedo-suited dork clearly didn’t when he stepped into an octagon to see how the asswhooping game fit him. As it turns out, it fit him about as well as that tuxedo-thing did. Trying to do an off-the-cage-wall kick, demonstrated here:

Instead, we get something that looks more like this:

A quick pin and an embarrassing “game over” for our heavyweight buddy. Sad, right? Hopefully, his appetite for all things extended to viral failure. Because now the internet can properly appreciate it.

 

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