Jason Horton’s ‘People You Meet On Airplanes’ Is Gospel

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The entire time I was watching Jason Horton’s just released 7 People You Meet On An Airplane, I was thinking, “Christ, I hope he uses the seventh one to make a commentary about himself.” And I’m excited to report the mind meld between Jason’s and my sense of humor continues — oh yeah, I’m a type six, btw (spoiler alert!).

The video is terrific because it touches base on so many levels and makes use of the fantastic airplane set they now have at YouTube Space LA. I want to see several more of these videos from him, so make sure you make this vid a success. Other types of people you meet include the stinky guy, the overweight and angry person who is just waiting for the airline to try to f**k with him and make him pay for two seats, the guy who makes distracting noises to cover his protracted farts, the person who hands out those little earplug goody bags to explain away their crying-ass newborn and thinks they invented the idea, the person who tries to covertly talk on their cellphone (because screw the rules!), the couple who is too scared to actually pull off a Mile High Club f**k, the married insurance salesperson who tells you about the boatloads of pussy he’s going to get while at his sales conference, the person who just can’t get over the fact that they live in America and STILL had to take off their shoes to get on a plane … in fact, you know what? F**k it, Jason, hit me up. We can do a million of these!

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There are so many terrible people in the world and many of them are obnoxious airline travellers. In fact, if you’re reading this, you probably do something annoying on airplanes. Me? I just try to avoid flying. But I also do that thing where I put my hand on the leg of the person next to me and then stare them dead in the eyes to see if they have the guts to say something back. Usually they’re too afraid of my bad*ss face tattoo. F**k yes that’s a hawk jerking off on an uzi …  

 

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