How Not To Ask Someone Out, Courtesy of VH1’s YouTube Channel

I’ll be damned if NMR is any more whorey for old media than it absolutely has to be. So I’ll just say that here is a PR stunt VH1 pulled for a new series that is very reminiscent of “Peggy Sue Got Married” (didn’t know I knew about that one did you, VH1?). This Missed Connections bit is pretty f**king creepy. Also, Christ, VH1, spend a little on production values for your promotional bits, wouldja?

And if you try and point out that the “technique” worked, I can point out that a rag soaked in ether would also work.