19 Quotes John Green May or May Not Have Said

original photo by Tom Koene

8. “To my homegirls here with the big butt, shaking it like we at a strip club, remember only God can judge ya.” -Will Grayson, Will Grayson

screencap from The Fault in Our Stars

9. “I just have to pull back, because I am limited. Because I have nodes.” -The Fault in Our Stars

Drowning Pool

10. “Let the bodies hit the floor.” -John Green

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11. “Slapping is my business, and business is good. Slappy slappy.” –Looking for Alaska

original photo by Gage Skidmore

12. “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will not walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” -John Green, VidCon opening ceremony 2012

screencap from The Fault in Our Stars

13. “And I’m Victoria, Malcom!” –The Fault in Our Stars