19 Quotes John Green May or May Not Have Said

screencap from The Fault in Our Stars

14. “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” -The Fault in Our Stars

Cthulu

15. “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” –Paper Towns

Sylvia Plath

16. “Kiss me and you will see how important I am.” –The Fault in Our Stars

Taylor Swift

17. “She’s like Oh my God but I’m just gonna shake.” –An Abundance of Katherines

Breaking Bad

18. “I am the one who knocks!” –Paper Towns

from The Fault in Our Stars cover

19. “They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick.” –The Fault in Our Stars

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(Real quote attributions: 1 – 50 Shades of Grey, 2 – Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 3 – Kim Kardashian, 4 – Miranda Sings, “Where My Baes At?”, 5 – Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Prophecy Girl,” 6 – Nicki Minaj, “Get on Your Knees,” 7 – Red Dragon, 8 – Miley Cyrus, “We Can’t Stop,” 9 – Pitch Perfect, 10 – Drowning Pool, “Bodies,” 11 – this tweet?, 12 – The Bible, 13 – Spice World, 14 – Mean Girls, 15 – “The Call of Cthulhu,” 16 – The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath, 17 – Taylor Swift, “Shake It Off,” 18 – Breaking Bad, “Cornered,” 19 – Sarah Palin)