Dresses are confusing, aren’t they? Garments designed to beguile the eye, cloak the form, and generally mislead and bamboozle. The entire internet still hasn’t come to make up its mind about the color of one single dress and it’s tearing our nation apart! Brother against brother! There’s fighting in the streets!
Here are some dresses. All of them are a color. Let’s see if we agree on what color they are. If we agree we can be friends but if we don’t agree you’re probably a witch!
This Dress Is Red
This Dress Is Green (and unflattering)
This Dress Is Blue (and should only be worn if you’re an extra on Game of Thrones)
This Dress Is Black (it would be a great choice for a fancy witch)
This Dress Is Yellow (and it’s fine I guess)
This Dress Is Orange (No one looks good in orange, even this very beautiful model.)
This Dress Is Cerulean (This is funny if you have seen the movie The Devil Wears Prada. Have you? It’s fun!)
This Dress Is Gold (It is sparkly and you should wear it for New Year or in Las Vegas.)
This Dress Is White (This dress is really low key and normal, you could wear it to the store like this totally normal person is doing)
This Dress Is Made of Anger And Confusion
Dresses! Will they be the end of civilization as we know it? Maybe! I kind of hope so! If we agree on all of these dress colors you can ride out the end of the world in my bunker. Otherwise get lost!
