As reporters/journalists/chroniclers of all things “new media,” NMR is often people’s source for questions, such as: “What the hell happened to the ‘diarrhea jacuzzi girl’?” Frequently, there aren’t any answers because they dropped offline and stopped making/showing up in videos. But these people/animals/objects are an important part of the culture. And so, as often as we can, we track them down so that you can get some closure in your life. Join us as we search for answers in our recurring weekend feature “What the Hell Happened To __________________?”
This week, we find out what the hell happened to The ‘Wedding Entrance Dance’ Couple:
The couple even did an interview on The Today Show (you know, the one that features my homey Al Roker) back in 2009 when this all went down.
Well, the channel that posted the infamous video was TheKHeinz’s channel, with TheKHeinz likely being a nickname that Kevin Heinz’s friends gave him (or he tragically gave himself). There are only two videos on it: the wedding video, officially titled “JK Wedding Entrance Dance” and another video, posted a year later that shows kind of a generic “making of” video that purports to show how the wedding entrance dance came together. It has 130,000 views or so, so clearly people are interested in the Heinz’ and what’s become of them.
Well, some are hard to track down, some are easy to track down. Gotta love the mysteries of the internet.
Oh, and in case some of you were fussy that they had a Chris Brown song and Chris Brown is an evil woman-beater, that viral wedding video of theirs now carries this inspiring opportunity: