Sometimes I have to comb through the recesses of YouTube to find junked videos and forgotten footage that is just amazing. Sometimes it comes to me. I am the YouTube Treasure Hunter. Every week, I brave spider videos, footage of tornadoes and the occasional inexplicable zit-popping upload to find some of the rarest jewels YouTube has to offer.
Oh, there’s gold in them thar hills, but sometimes you just have to wade through a ton of crap to get to it.
This week’s treasure? Dancing Queen on Christopher89123’s channel. This is a nightmare-inducing video in the vein of “I Am Your Grandma.” Sometimes YouTube Treasure Hunter has to show you these things though to make you remember the Big Bad Wolf is real and he is creeping at your door. Or your YouTube account, whatever. While a pleasantly appealing medley of pop songs, it is danced to by a man wearing a creepy Alice-in-Wonderland-Queen-outfit that will befuddle you at best and make you weep in terror at worst. Don’t say I didn’t warn you (though to be fair, there is no way I can accurately prepare you for this).
Stay tuned for next Sunday, treasure hunters! I’ve got something that really hums! No, it isn’t a harmonica … you’ll just have to tune in.