So footage from Mitt Romney’s fight with former boxing champion Evander Holyfield just leaked on YouTube.
Look, I know you’ve clicked in here because you’re curious. I suggest you click right back out now because this footage is PATHETIC. Charity-based initiative or not, this “fight” makes the Pacquiao/Mayweather thing look like a thug brawl.
I would have been pissed if I’d spent any money on this thing — even if it was going to help blind people have helpful surgeries. (All money from the fight was being donated to Charity Vision.) And might I add, not a single Evander Holyfield-getting-his-ear-bit-off joke was made. Imagine the possibilities of an eye gouging joke or something at least!
Evander Holyfield has opportunity after opportunity to drop the Mormon like a stack of gold plates, but instead he allows these sissy little body shots to create an opportunity for him to take a dive. It’s all supposed to be in good fun, but think how much more fun it would be to see Holyfield knock the failed presidential candidate’s jaw across the canvas.
Hmm, maybe I’ve grown up with too much violence? Still, anything is better than nothing, which is what this leaked footage is.