YouTuber Arms Animals For Awesome ‘Bat, Crocodile War’ Video & Other Animals We Want to See Fight

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Animals have weird enemies.

Crocodiles and bats have long been fierce enemies. Since the mid-70s, when the Croco-Bat Peace Accord was shattered, man has long lived in fear of when another insurgence might rise up and wreak havoc on the natural landscape.

This has been a bloody battle with heavy casualties. I wish we could say that it is the last of the bat-croc wars, but we also kind of hope it is just the beginning.

Here are some other animals we’d like to see duke it out:

Eagle vs. Shark

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The similarly-named movie did not live up to the hype.

Tiger vs. Octopus

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Eight arms vs. teeth and claws … even match.

Puppy vs. Dandelion

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Oooh look at tah puppeee! Awww, hi pupppeee!

Spider vs. Shoe

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C’mon, shoe! You HAVE to win!

Honey Badger vs. Honey Badger

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We can’t call it.

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