Emma Watson’s Feet Are The Hottest Thing Online Right Now

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So this foot fetish craze is a bigger deal than anyone thought …

Right now, whether you knew it or not, there’s a site called WikiFeet that is doing gangbusters in hits, with over 3.2 visitors a month, all eager to have a gander at the toes of celebrities. And rate them — don’t forget people’s irrepressible need to rate things. Quality, presentation and attractiveness are key here — though one chief facet of the site is NO MEN’s FEET ALLOWED. Apparently, siterunner Eli Ozer says that men’s feet (his own being an exception) are ugly.

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The site, which is as stripped down a forum as you can believe, looks like something from the early days of web, but no matter, Ozer allegedly still makes thousands and can afford to run wild with his foot craving full time now.

So what are the top feet, you ask? Well as you probably deduced from the headline, Emma Watson has the most-searched feet on Wikifeet — though Selena Gomez, who is number two, has more uploaded foot photos.

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Rounding out the top five are Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston and Miley Cyrus. Ooh, Katy Perry and no Taylor Swift? Yikes. She’s probably going to write a song about this. While it’s not my particular kink, clearly for some people there is nothing sexier than five rounded piggies and a hunk of foot. Feast on this internet:

Admit it, this is what you want it to be.

Admit it, this is what you want it to be. Emma’s actual feet are up at the very top.

And share this with your fellow fetishists. This site should be like your birthday come early.