Well, now I’ve got one more thing to worry about in life:
This footage, posted to the Facebook page of Dominic Low, apparently the dude in the video, shows a woman dumping highly flammable nail polish remover on the man’s groin while he sleeps. She then lights it up, letting that penis cook like a hot dog on the 4th of July.
Most of the posters to his page so far have been people offering well wishes to his dong, but therein lies the problem of this video’s veracity: if he is the man involved … and he appears to be based on his Facebook comments, why would he post this with his own obnoxious watermark?
It would make sense if the girlfriend, wanting to out him as a cheater put his shit on blast, but why is he hosting his own humiliating incident? Doesn’t make sense, right?
I gotta believe the footage is fake. Likely he’s got something in his boxer briefs protecting his twig and berries from the fire. Or he actually had his dick lit on fire to see how long he could stand it — not an unlikely possibility in the day and age of the YouTube Fire Challenge:
If that’s the case, this is a long way to go for online stardom. You want my attention, congrats, you’ve earned it.
Hope the kids are okay.